"White meat chicken, garlic, spinach, caramelized onions, parmesan cheese"
I went grocery shopping and found a coupon for these taking $2 off. Thus, essentially making these completely free; or actually eighteen cents. How could I not get them?!? I'd also like to apologize for not posting in a long time because it's been too long since I've felt the crippling loneliness only these can cure. Jk, these are always delish.
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Basic Nutrition Facts:
Who are we kidding, we both know we're not counting calories.
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Preferred Beverage: Just go to the liquor store and buy the cheapest white
wine.
Proper Attire: I'm sensing a theme here but let's just go with sweat
pants.
Cinema: Shawshank Redemption. It has to be Shawshank
because it's an awesome movie and how else will
you reevaluate the tragic life paths you've taken and be
grateful for the surplus of cats you're meager salary can
support.
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I'll be the first to admit that I'm not writing this. A bottle of wine is. I'll, maybe, correct all the horrible grammatical errors in the morning (I won't). I vaguely remember eating these. They were not that impressionable. They were delicious in that I scarfed down every single one of them. The garlic and cheese did make for some horrible breath. That was easily remedied with the wine. Who are we kidding, you're alone and bad breath is the least of your worries. (Your cats don't mind)
I've come to the realization that I'm not actually critiquing these for anyone, save one person. Actually, critiquing them now so I can read them when I'm 50 and not have to remember all the delicious dishes I've eaten (spoiler alert: they're all delicious).
