Ginger Garlic Stir Fry with Chicken

Ginger Garlic Stir Fry with Chicken

White meat chicken with snap peas,whole wheat pasta & ginger garlic sauce

Ladies and ladies it has finally happened. Lean Cuisine has failed us. This was one of the worst dishes I've ever had. Keep in mind, though, that I was completely sober and had just consumed some pizza; I wasn't starving which probably lead to it's downfall. This dish lacked flavor and that special Lean Cuisine touch not to mention the sucrose factor was nearing that of sweet tea. 

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Basic Nutrition Facts

Calories:                   280

Fat:             4g

Fiber:                5g

Protein:                19g

Sodium:            570mg

Carbs:              43g

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• Preferred Beverage: Normally I'd advise some amazing orange inspired cocktail. It's lunch hour and hardly time to be drinking, que laughter. Perhaps some of those wine coolers that come in handy 'travel' bottles...
• Proper Attire: A shameful shawl and oversized clothes: the usual. If you're at work you can pretend you're wearing less than desirable clothing; something to reflect the flavor of the dish.
• Appropriate Cinema: Sex and the City. It just seems to fit. 

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         Came home from class and was exceptionally starving. Ate the best: cold pizza and realized that I was still starving. Lone and behold there was a Lean Cuisine (6 were initially purchased as a packaged deal sent from the heavens; and yes all but two were consumed). It was time to try this garlic one.    

         Disappointment. It was the first Cuisine that brought shame to the Lean family. First of all; why is garlic in the title? I didn't taste it at all. Disappointment. Then the ginger came to play. It was exceptionally gingery and had some spice to it. As a fellow comparative ginger this was fantastic. 

        The vegetables were weird and the rice was equally mystifying. The amount of sugar in it was the most awe-striking. Whose idea was it to infuse so much sugar in a stir fry. Borderline dessert and wouldn't compliment any wine coolers available (who do they think is actually eating these dishes). Disappointment. 

       Ladies and gents, we have ourselves the first disappointing Lean Cuisine; a moment of silence, please.