Trenta Tragedy

Trenta Tragedy

Recently I was reminded by a dear friend that wine, does in fact, fit into the trenta cups from our beloved Starbucks®. This, also, got me remembering that I've always desired a day where I fill said cup up and see what happens. It happened.

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I decided to go with a more 'summery' pinot noir because I didn't want to drink an entire bottle of something heavy. Plus when I asked the nice lady at the liquor store she said it was 'seductive'. I wanted my taste buds seduced. The choice was also further influenced by the fact I couldn't pronounce the name and, allegedly, a baron is the owner of the winery. It pretty much sold itself ($8).

Firstly, I had to verify the rumors. The trenta does, in fact, fill an entire bottle of wine. This is perfect. I mean, who doesn't want to carry/ drink an entire bottle of wine, discretely. I can only imagine the possibilities. Going to kids' soccer games, business meetings, or even going to classes with, the ideas are endless. No one would be the wiser that you're drinking wine. They'd be like "Oh! Yeah the new drink from Starbucks!" and if they dare to ask for a sample just say "No!" harshly because you don't want to share germs or some bullshit. If someone accuses you of drinking wine you can just lie and be all "Who, in their right mind, would drink wine from a Starbucks cup? Where would I get one?" and casually stumble away. Just don't leave the bottle in a place easily noticeable. Anyway I have to take a nap because, whole. Bottle. Of. Wine.