Family Size Chicken Lasagna

Freshly made pasta layered between white meat chicken and crisp vegetables in a creamy sauce.

Stouffer's. Stouffer's. Stouffer's. I'm only reviewing the chicken one because it's the most recent one I've had the pleasure of enjoying; the vegetable one is far better, though. However these are absolute bliss. They are delicious and something I'd gladly buy a hundred times from Stouffer's. They are the perfect size (family) to have a wonderful dinner with your boyfriend, lunch the next day and once he goes out of town you can eat your feelings for a solid three or four days!

Nutrition Facts:

• Calories: 400
• Fat: 13g
• Fiber: 3g
• Protein: 16g
• Sodium: 740 mg
• Carbs: 54g

Preferred Beverage: White wine, It's got to be white wine. Chicken lasagna; it just screams white wine! Also, nothing is classier than sitting, alone, at a table, and only a glass of white wine separating you and the candle light for two. 

Proper Attire: It really doesn't matter. You're alone so no one needs to know you were wearing a snuggie. 

Appropriate Cinema: I found that it's best to eat in front of a mirror. It'll appear you're dining with another person and if you're especially lonely you can pretend it's your traveling boyfriend (even if you don't have one!!). If there's no mirror at the ready to dine in front of I'm sure your cats will offer their brief companionship. 

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       If you love leftovers, boy is this the dish for you! It's ideal to woo a lover with your culinary (frozen dinner) prowess and then continue to eat the same thing for several days thereafter. The vegetables and sauce pair perfectly with the knowledge that you'll be alone for several days (or forever); just hold the tears. Save any sadness or crying for dessert (don't spoil the night)! We also wouldn't want to ruin a perfectly good meal. If crying is a must it can be saved for any of the subsequent meals. Alas there comes a time when every morsel has been devoured and as James Baldwin wrote "everybody has to leave the Garden of Eden.".